Yes, I’m pretty sure I don’t have the stones to ride shotgun in a 109 year old V8 powered Radio Flyer.

“this wasn’t just an issue of dumb drivers constantly running their fans to the highest speeds”

What caused the front wheel problems?

No.

Exactly, like trans temp on a new Silverado / Sierra. The multifunction display can be set to show you the trans temp gauge without permanently taking up dashboard real estate.

(Boston accent) I never saw a kaa quite like that one.

Can’t tell if you’re joking or not...

Marlo’s Harlo.

If you bring a baby on board and it goes poo-poo in their diaper, is it the airline’s duty to make an unscheduled emergency stop and thrown the baby off the plane?

I agree that it is an odd location for the dashcam, but it makes more sense when you look at the seat in a Mustang convertible. There is a loop for the seat belt there that would make a great mounting point for a camera.

Brake-by-wire?

"her 2005 Chevrolet Cobalt's ignition switch slipped into the accessory position while she was driving, sending it skidding into another vehicle and rolling into a creek."

140 character limit? He's at 139, if he spelled out "you" and "your" he couldn't mention his sponsors.

It's cranes all the way down.

"Who you callin tame?!"

Have you ever tried to buckle a squirming toddler into a car seat? I've smacked my head on the door frame many times... This design eliminates that problem.

It does have traction. Kubica's balls are distorting gravity and pulling the earth towards the car.

Who the fuck is Renee Zell-Wedger?

It's like a poor man's McLaren P1 with its hybrid system.