Everyone’s being hysterical. Especially those who fall victim to political (or really any kind of) hard dogmatism. Then again, these are times that’ve intentionally been made terrifying, so hysteria might actually be the appropriate response. That or a nice soothing cup of tea.

I think you may’ve made a slight logical error. Certain people on the left being, shall we say, unskilled in debating their tactics, doesn’t automatically make their opponents on the right correct. (And of course, vice versa.)

Marvel characters, Sith lords, both are owned by Disney now.

I’ll admit that I only remembered that just before clicking “Publish”. But even then, it still seemed funny to conflate the two :D

Don’t make them angry. You wouldn’t like them when they’re angry.

And he’d immediately start full on, Invader Zim levels of villain cackling while doing so.

Shame on you. “Carrot” is an offensive slur to Oompa Loompa Americans.

Assault with a sexy weapon.

Society doesn’t treat men as sex objects in quite the same way it does with women. It happens to some extent, sure, but not nearly as great an extent. It’s the dehumanising aspect that’s the problem, not the portrayal of sexy characters per se.

Given the game engine’s ability to create all sorts of creatures through procedural generation, and the quadrillions of planets... what happens when a creature is inevitably found that’s almost identical to an existing trademark/copyright protected character, like a planet of Kirbys or Mickey... Mice(?), will there be…

We need a total and complete shutdown of purple people entering the US, until we can figure out what’s going on.

Fake penises for everyone!

To play devil’s advocate, at least streaming it would ensure the evidence couldn’t be destroyed by destroying the phone. And an “upload this video without publicly posting it” option might be a lot harder to find than just “post this”. I’m highly sceptical that preserving evidence really was her motivation, but if it…

We are the GOP. Lower your intelligence and surrender your money. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our profits. Your culture will adapt to stop making us feel icky and uncomfortable. Resistance is sinful.

You lie. You lie! The Borg will always be remembered! There are FOUR lights!!!

I often get random bits of music in my head, with no conscious control over their selection. I wake up and something weird’ll be playing in my head, sometimes something great, sometimes some awful pop trash, sometimes video game music, can be anything at all. A few years ago, if that music was the theme to “Jim’ll Fix…

They’re the three ‘S’s that make a nation great!

Little did she know, a hundred cats at a hundred typewriters is the best way to come up with the right answers!

Ah yes, my area of the world... socialism, sodomy, and secularism!

And here in the UK, we “assess” the truthfulness of foreign LGBT asylum seeker claims by asking if they’ve ever read Oscar Wilde or attended a pride parade. Or what gay glubs they’ve attended. Given that I’ve never done either of these former and only been dragged once or twice into the latter, despite only dating…