No point ripping him, there’s surely easier ways to obtain that number.

Fake penises for everyone!

To play devil’s advocate, at least streaming it would ensure the evidence couldn’t be destroyed by destroying the phone. And an “upload this video without publicly posting it” option might be a lot harder to find than just “post this”. I’m highly sceptical that preserving evidence really was her motivation, but if it…

We are the GOP. Lower your intelligence and surrender your money. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our profits. Your culture will adapt to stop making us feel icky and uncomfortable. Resistance is sinful.

You lie. You lie! The Borg will always be remembered! There are FOUR lights!!!

Piers Morgan is US editor for the Daily Mail’s online edition. Being a loudmouthed idiot who lacks the facts and/or any understanding of them is basically his job description.

I often get random bits of music in my head, with no conscious control over their selection. I wake up and something weird’ll be playing in my head, sometimes something great, sometimes some awful pop trash, sometimes video game music, can be anything at all. A few years ago, if that music was the theme to “Jim’ll Fix…

They’re the three ‘S’s that make a nation great!

Little did she know, a hundred cats at a hundred typewriters is the best way to come up with the right answers!

Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. (Didn’t even need to modify that one. We could do this all day! And I’m not even going to begin to get into those creepy Luke/Leia moments between Donald and Ivanka.)

Ah yes, my area of the world... socialism, sodomy, and secularism!

And here in the UK, we “assess” the truthfulness of foreign LGBT asylum seeker claims by asking if they’ve ever read Oscar Wilde or attended a pride parade. Or what gay glubs they’ve attended. Given that I’ve never done either of these former and only been dragged once or twice into the latter, despite only dating…

In South London. Or occasionally, Cornwall.

I haven’t broken each of the women into relationship-by-relationship dynamics because neither on the show nor in real life have any of them indicated they are anything other than straight.

And yet every time I read a story like this, even after having read so many before, my brain still goes “what the fucking fuck??”.

He doesn’t?

IT’S A TRUMP!

The only appropriate reply here is roflcopters. An entire fleet of roflcopters. Flying through the sky, laughing through their roflrotors at your hilariously wrong comment. Go look up XX males and XY females for a start, then go look up atypical chromosome arrangements like XXY or XXXY.

Ah, so you’re either a eugenicist or a troll. By the way, genetic mutations like me? That’s how evolution works. Without mutations like me, we’d still be mindless single celled bacteria.

Trans girls see penises from birth, and the only reason it psychologically distresses them is because the damned things are attached to them! Most still seem to be able to grow up into well adjusted adults, though.