So that’s where all the Kia Tellurides are.

I think I would still take the one with a little mud on it.

A literal salvage title.

“Ran when parked”?    :)

It IS on the ocean floor, in the middle of shipping lanes, which is the problem

Next up, Craiglist list I know what I gotz no lowballzers

But does it have an Automatic High-Speed Panoramic Sunroof Detachment System like the Tesla? I thought not.

This isn’t a minivan, it’s just a 2-row hatchback with a lift kit. It’s like a very quick Subaru Crosstrack.

The company that builds the enormous contraption says capacity of the tall twin-gantries is 7,500 tons, though each of the two trusses is structurally capable of handling over 5,000 — it’s apparently the buoyancy of the barges that limit capacity to 7,500.

From what I can tell, this entire car has been fabricated from old coleman coolers.

Unpopular opinion: Horsepower has become too readily available in production cars. Deledda at least has the skills to handle it, though apparently not the judgment, as so many surprises can happen on public roads. But that’s the point–think of all the people out there with effortless power under their right foot and…

Or maybe, why don’t we just give him the death penalty. You know, break a rule, lose all employment prospects, better to just put him to death than to make him live out his life as a...................jalopnik commenter?

Is your lawyer the former mayor of New York?

Your take could not be more true!

This is the type of car you buy when you are desperate for a car asap, but dont have much money. So you find it for 800 and grudgingly buy it.

Is there some reason it has been photographed in a thick fog? Or is that just the exhaust?

Exactly. Those of us who drove these back in the day understand just how bad they are.

That you could at one time even BUY a used car with a part time burger job is something most people will never understand.

A 1980s GM product of dubious distinction with a salvage title *and* a cracked windshield for $3500? Sign me up!

Anyone NP’ing this POS is under 40 and probably under 50.  Not even if you gave it to me.