So the main battery died, and then the aux 12v battery only had enough juice to keep the flashers and LED headlight on for ~30 minutes before rendering the bike a complete brick?

are you familiar with basically every single windshield, fixed side window and rear glass on any car manufactured in the last, oh, 40 years?  because they are all just glued in place.  the old rubber gasket with locking ring went away about then....

Half a planet apart. Yes, adhesives have batch/lot numbers. The quantities are relatively small and highly (as in almost zero chance) unlikely that part of a lot was in the US and part in China.

But at $5,500 ... it can be yours for $1,500 down and we’ll finance the rest at 32%, or $60 a week. Don’t worry. We’ll keep the wheel locks here in the office.

0% of Taycan drivers are trying to drive that car through snow. They’ll use one of the 5 others they have.

If we're being pedantic, the Taycan actually has a two-speed rear axle that shifts gears automatically. 

That’s because they go limp instead of bracing up. 

“Ah yes, the good old Wake and Bake. Seen it, covered it.”

It hasn’t stopped alcohol sales since the end of prohibition, not sure why this should be any different*

A Golf R or a Veloster N is gonna be a way better street car. And if you are a diehard Ford nerd, the Fiesta ST is more fun AND comfortable (yes I have driven both.)

Ok even I, a WOKE STABLE GENIUS, wonder what is the point of this article being on this platform.

Yep, in 10 years we can thank Audi again when the cheapest nissan has animated lights.

there is no excuse for NP on this truck. go to your room and think about the carnage you have wrought upon this world.

They edited their post.

Reminds me of a shirt I had as a kid with a picture of a gigantic motorcycle that said “Mine’s so big two chicks can ride it.”

Yeah, every single bad stereotype of a bro truck in one easy package.

My dick’s too big to drive around in something like this......CP

I’d fill it with “Feel the Bern” bumper stickers, truck nutz, and park it in front of a MAGA event. Oh, the confusion would be glorious.

FINALLY cars are starting to look like the cool future machines we were promised as kids.