You aren’t any kind of liberal if you defend unarmed killings through statistical ‘reduction to the ridiculous’ gyrations, the kind the F&I uses to justify Vin Etch (only $0.32 per day...)

Tell us how you really feel

Car sales guy here, and my opinion is...next joke.

Who is to say that NTSB investigators are allowed to set foot on the private property without a proper warrant. The pieces may belong to the airline, but I have a say as to when and how my property is accessed.

Came for this, leaving happy.  After all, airlines like charging by weight for extra baggage, and turnabout is fair play.

Torks. The Escape I’m driving has 275 torks. I live in Portland, come fight me.

I grew up on motorcycles and snowmobiles in a Minnesota. Wore glasses. Hit a mogul on my sled at 60 mph, went ‘oof’ and poof: fogged visor.  Flipped it up to reveal fogged glasses and a near death experience.

Just how fast is COVID?  Because the helicopters can’t even keep up with the bikes...

Hey Hey HEY!  I told you that you could come along if you stayed waaaaay over there, hanging yer head off the side, not climbing all over me, mate.

No, both Dodges and Harleys are designed to haul American-sized asses around.  

You mean to tell me that the greatest race car EVAR is powered by a...a...a...V6 hybrid?!?

Tellurides? Damn, major bummer.

Sea Island.  In a few decades the name will def. check out.

It’s the most metal saw I ever saw metal.

Diess (electric) Nutz!

Try passing me on the shoulder.  You will likely find that door shut in yer face.

Fuck SA. I’m sure most of the people are wonderful, but MBS is a murderous POS and kids in Yemen are starving, so no I’ll not support sporting distractions.

Form follows function?

Engineers often have a hard time living in the real world, where people do unexpected (aka stoopid) things.  But leaving flashers on isn’t all that stoopid...it’s what they are for!

Look at its surroundings. And the second owner put 40 miles on it? This is a curbstone flip job.