Jesus dude, just buy a civic

OK, now do Hitler in a bunker

To quote the Doobie Brothers:

It this a diesel-gate unit?  I hope not.

Motorcyclists forget them only once...

Or First Lady Bush.  She qualifies for a tear-drop tattoo as well.

FiST is the most fun you can have in a car with yer clothes on.    

Uh-oh, am I getting grayed?  Maybe Jordan Peterson is right about leftist group-think.  

My mom didn’t let me get a Beaver Patrol” t-shirt when I was 10. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Black dots matter.

Ok even I, a WOKE STABLE GENIUS, wonder what is the point of this article being on this platform.

Full time AWD > On Demand AWD in what use-case?  Certainly not mall crawling.

Escape Sport. Same platform.

That’s a Bronco with top and doors removed, and someone not wearing their seatbelt.  Any serious accidents and they will be ejected in one or more directions.

Harbor Fright just adds that element of chance and calamity that I for one find irresistible.  

Like butt lube.  

Who is gonna buy these?  The booming petro-mining sector?

Billionaire Welches on factory deal, Defenders hard to find.

Thick 

The 3.0 TT does not suck.  Sounds like a serving of crap tho...frownie face.