Here ya go:

JAY-SUS that’s a big shark!

Fart-hinder? More like fart-helper:  who hasn’t let slip after a good bounce.

Re:  BIcycle, just ask anyone of Greek descent and they will tell you all about it.

I’m OK with beemer.

Those lease numbers are with 10% at signing, don’t include taxes and are still off by hundreds.

Why is Land Rover still allowed to be in business?

If they want upwardly mobile Millennials, where is their Model 3?

He knew that going in...

Ford required a completed purchase order with special orders to prove it’s a sold unit and not one for stock.

Bob owns a Ford Dealership.

They didn’t ‘shop’ his offer; a local customer, perhaps with a trade in and certainly available to sit in the Effing-I guy’s office and hopefully buy some back end products wanted it.

Shit Happens in the Nether region.

Sometimes a bike is just a bike.

6th place is the team’s best finish...18 years ago.  I’ll pour one out for persistence.

It’s also femalleable, wemalleable and theymalleable.

Torch, stop being a super-spreader.

Jesus that last pic is the face only a mother could love.

That’s UnAMERICAN!

Nope, it’s a Musk-stang.