Performance hardly matters in the golden parachute department. Where else can you get fired for doing a shitty job and still be rewarded with generational wealth when you are finally shown the door.

Lemme guess:  the rate is north of zero.

Hemingway forgot about Chess, which is not only a sport, but inspiration for the BEST 80’s song EVAR:

No, silly, quarterly returns are subordinate to C-suite and BoD compensation.

Your theory seriously underestimated the tribal stupidity of otherwise reasonably intelligent people.

Explain what corners were cut and why the Explorer is shitty.

Bed-delete is an easy DIY

It’s an automotive beanie baby

I would definitely complain if they killed just one.

Love me some ‘90s Mustangs.  

What a ridiculous POS.

Your math sucks.

Bradley’s you are going to wear your fingers to nubs arguing with the Faux Noose crowd.

“That’s why we make policies and laws on facts and not emotions.”

The problem is idiots spread disease to others. This isn’t diabetes.

Impossible? Hold my beer.

Second question first: hell no.

No more easing gently

You would be an idiot to NOT have a large cash position right now.

If you have to ask...