Unique leather interior, 22” wheels.

This is bad noose.

Please tell me that’s not a gif of Ron Jeremy...

The new Raptors have a goddamn sensor to detect if all four wheels are off the ground. By literal definition: off-road.

It’s simply astonishing that it has taken this goddamn long for Ram or GM to make a Raptor.  And if you’ve never driven one, yes they are all that and a bag of chips.

My apologies, sir.

Riding in the rain sux. Sure some embrace the suck. But it still sux.

Throw a defib on that bad boy, and maybe an arc welder function and send me two!

Throw a defib on that bad boy, and maybe an arc welder function and send me two!

Lemme mansplain to you why you are being a scheissekopf: members who aren’t part of the dominant ‘tribe’ in any profession face unconscious as well as intentional bias and resistance and tons of negativity just trying to do what, in this case white males are doing. Are you tracking?

Protectionist != racist.

True dat. I wear leather-soled shoes because rubber ones catch.  I’ve fallen at least once already, you know.

Starting out with a juvenile sexist insult, a vague protectionist rant and ending with raising the spectre of military action.  Lemme guess:  You watch/listen to at least 6 hours of Faux a day.

1. That gold McGuyver one is so jalop

This is why I fly a massive ‘Murican flag on my Silverado. So something ‘Murican is on it.

Or a National Anthem

I’m surprised the van was able to go straight instead of veering Crosstour three lanes.

Well, duh.

Nine grand new?

I did Nazi that coming

ICE ICE Baby.