Yup. They ‘could’ police their own, but for 5000 years of recorded human history that says otherwise.

Doesn’t fucking matter.  You don’t get to run people over because you have a badge.

Officer dumbshit was so jacked up on adrenaline he woulda driven through the house to get the perp.

But...isn’t this an auto enthusiast site?

Username checks out.

Promise?  

Looks like ‘tossed salad.’

7600 is legit.

Today’s turbos don’t like to rev. They make so much torque down low that there is more speed in short shifting; nowhere near as satisfying as letting a naturally aspirated engine wind out.

Red neck attention getter.

Joker-face.  Dad took a Sawzall to make it smile 

Grilled it!

So...they didn’t have enough time to screw it up?

There is totaled, and then there is totally totaled.

I dunno, maybe a van?

Yawn.  Try harder.

You ever try talking to a marketing suit?

It’s all negotiable.  Just bring your girlfriend in and we’ll dicker.

3. Brown is the best color

Obligatory Miata query: