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“I remember the first time I red-lined apartments in NYC to gain my father’s approval.

~ Former Sha Na Na singer, Donald Trump

Also “consensus” and “stoic”

i read today that he didn’t even go!! LOL he used his dads money (sent to him thinking it was going twds USC tuition) so he could start his clothing company and he fudged fake marks so his dad wouldn’t catch on!!

Ooooh...so close. There is zero chance this girl knows the word derisive.

haha it’s funny because one of them is like “duhhh i’m bernie i like single payer health care and social safety nets” and the other one is like “duhhh i’m meghan my dad was famous” i’m just over here like lol i’m an internet commenter i’m smarter than everyone, anyways here is a reaction gif.

She was quick, poised and an example to all.

I’m sure FOX News can explain it for you, and make it all go away...

Comments like this always make me think of the game Arkham Asylum where the Riddler tells a riddle where the answer involves chopping off the limbs of a baby. When asked how he could say such a terrible thing his answer was “It’s not my baby.”

Where’s Francisco Goya when you need him?

Or tranquilize Daddy Hitler, bring him back to the present where he can get a vasectomy, then send him back unaware that he was snipped. Knowing that they aren’t 100% effective, if that doesn’t work go back and then kill Young Adult Hitler.

WWI Private Hitler would be the easiest one (well, probably not easier than Baby Hitler, but still):

I do totally agree with Shapiro that I couldn’t bring myself to kill baby Hitler.

If you have a time machine, you don’t have to kill Baby Hitler. You can kill Teen Hitler, or Private Hitler in WWI, or Struggling Artist Hitler, or In Jail Hitler, or Alone on the Toliet in the Eagles Nest Hitler. So, basically, Any Time in His Life Hitler if you have a freaking time machine.

He looks like the benighted progeny of a hate-fuck between Mike Myers and Tilda Swinton.

LOL.

Oh shit, I’d better build a fence!

You’re confused because there is no point to this other than an attempt to solicit empty apologies from white women and raise the Woke Media standing of its author. It’s nonsense.