This shit is nuts

No doubt.

Really? I hate to give Gaetz credit for anything, but it sounds like a scarily accurate, albeit cynical, description of modern politics to me.

I think Cam Newton being the new championship potential for the Patriots is the best way to get back at their fan base.
Remember, this was the same dude they were hating when he was loud and dancing all over the place in his MVP year.
You can’t change a racist, but you can make their life unbearable as they grind their…

All this 'crazy Nancy' bullshit eminates from her powerful position as 2nd in the presidential line behind Pence. 

So. After using a sexist nickname against her, he decided to cover his tracks by mansplaining what she heard to her and wants to dictate how she should react. The audacity of male chauvinism. 

Yeah, they’re butt wipes. My point being: men won’t wear makeup or use baby wipes or wear dresses; it’s not manly enough. But just give em names like ManRub, Dude Wipes and ManCloth, and all of sudden they’re somehow more masculine.

He just needs to refer to it as tactical contouring, and he’ll be fine.

Cramer’s reasoning makes sense! It’s like how all the homophobic slurs hurled at me in high school were because other bullies had used those terms first and people were just mentioning it for context.

Trump is a huge makeup enthusiast. I doubt they'd care (unless it was a liberal).

The greatest QB of all time is named Joe Montana. As for Peyton he& his family have always been real ones. Eli has done more for children’s cancer in the NY/NJ area than anyone knows about and he also helped wipe out school lunch debt for schools in Newark, Paterson and other cities. Edgerrin James swears by Peyton as…

Oh, I know. It’s why stuff like this exists:

I think you’d be surprised. They currently worship a man who uses so much bronzer he glows like a jack o’lantern

I mean, if we’re being honest, the secret desire of the average male Republican voter to have some Rambo manrub all over his face is what drives a lot of the political discord in this country.

He’ll just tell em it’s something masculine-sounding, be all, “It’s not makeup, it’s ManRub. It’s the same stuff Rambo rubs on his face.”

I can’t imagine that his thoughts on contouring would go over well with the average male Republican voter.

So how long until he comes out as the GOP’s gay star?

The only straight men I know who apply makeup and use people of other ethnicities/races as props are professional wrestlers.

I have two thoughts on this. 1) The difference between conservative voters and progressive voters is that progressives want to vote FOR something, while conservatives will vote AGAINST something. This puts Republicans at an advantage, because they just have to latch their opponent to whatever boogeyman Fox News…

Honestly, if the old white guy can improve things by bringing in the younger more diverse people, like a Trojan Horse, I am all for it. Idealism is not an option in 2020. The US cannot be changed over night or even in 8 years of an Obama presidency. 

I would like to donate to her Democratic opponent’s campaign on the sole condition that that opponent MUST refer to her at least once as “Miss Poison Pork Sliders” in public or in a commercial. It’s aggravating as fuck that Republicans give Democrats ALL the material that a Republican could ever want to smear a Democra…