Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

If Peter King had his way, Sharper’d be serving life in Canton.

This is the most Seahawks’ fan comment ever. Make it clear your fanbase is superior to others while also making sure to mention how long-standing your fandom is to differentiate yourself from the rest of your newly minted fans. I’ve read numerous accounts of terrible Seahawk fan behavior. Fuck off.

I’m just thankful someone had the presence of mind to do the right thing in this situation... and film in landscape mode.

Karma for talking about great Fidel Castro was before playing a game in MIAMI. Fucking braindead idiot.

Ndamukong Suh wrapped up the QB, and Kiko Alonso, a former Chip Kelly player with the Eagles, stopped his old coach’s quarterback and ended the game.

Mars? You mean the 3&1 planet from the sun?

Curry is the most autistic player in the game. He’s the very best at one thing and is a drooler at everything else.

Stop posting highlights that don’t count

Guy who has Kevin Durant on his team complaining about uncalled travels?

I’d say passing... Especially for Jason Williams. Now Jayson Williams, boy that guy could shoot.

“Fuck that kid.”

When the Levy breaks

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

[rhythmic clapping sound]

You leave Richard Whistle out of this, he voted!

“I wonder whether the Buccaneers put pressure on Evans to apologize...”

If you’ve ever gotten the wind knocked out of you, you know what that feels like. If you haven’t, I don’t know what to tell you. I mean, first of all, you have to realize, I’m not talking about some kind of literal wind. I’m referring to your breath. But the metaphor doesn’t stop there. No, it goes on, much like the…

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.