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Parker was a first rounder and Landry is pretty fucking good (110 receptions last year for 1150 yards). They aren’t the best WR group in the league but I’d say their WR’s are the group which most closely resembles doing an average job from a GM’s perspective (something they haven’t done anywhere else).

Maybe Parker, but Landry is legit

Anything you throw at him? Even...a handful of sand? Or a live pigeon? Or a porcupine?

Whatever Nancy

Trumps’s like your unemployed cousin that you send to the store to get beer and smokes. You just know he’s going to fuck it up.

Great job by both teams. Politically speaking, this was a total layup.

I really hope nobody on this team loses a big endorsement deal over this

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

I, for one, will only accept Deadspin content about ant films that make you cry and the latest deals on phone chargers and robot vacuums.

This isn’t about the specific sports (as a fan of football and not much else I have the inverse of your problem, so I get what you’re saying). It’s all the cross-posting stuff that ISN’T about sports at all. Again, if I want content other then sports, I’ll go find that content.

But, I mean, it’s Deadspin. Their byline is “Sports news and commentary with a humorous slant.” Am I really being unreasonable to expect that? I get that your response is sort of the token knee-jerk reaction by some (that or “well, just don’t read it!”) but I LIKE Deadspin. They do great work. I’m a consumer of their…

OK, fair enough - I linked to Deadspin in the six minute window between your article and the one about the Vikings. But this is part of a general theme of keeping the political stuff confined to the Concourse or wherever. I like some of your stuff, HamNo, but I’ll go there when I’m in that kind of mood.

Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

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Yes you are. Generation begins in 81.

+500 interchangeable blondes named “Kaetlynn”*

Creamsicle or GTFO!

Kevin Harlan is fucking awesome.