Theres one in my parking garage... so that’s something

Wooosh

So the oil change place ran you out of coolant during a coolant flush you never asked for?

Oil has next to nothing to do with your temp gauge unless it’s an air cooled Porsche. The temp gauge on 90% of cars is water temp, so that begs the question: is your story fabricated or is something else wrong with your car?

Wow last terrible entry I saw was something along the lines of will this BMW run on coke? Last time I checked, jalopnik was supposed to be a sort of car enthusiast site, sure it was always a bit more “the onion” than “car and driver”but I always assumed the reader base wasn’t completely retarded. If anyone here really…

Didn’t Saab go out of business last decade?

Absolutely, my first car is the metric by which I judge all other cars, whether I do it consciously or not that car was with me for 3 very misguided years and I have an innumerable amount of good and bad memories with that car. That car kicked ass and it was, in my mind, the pinnacle of what an affordable sports sedan…

Can you guys stop with the “5 seconds to jalopnik” Porsche adds already. None of your readers can afford those

It depends on Toyota’s intent with this car. The Supra was initially marketed and sold as a GT car, not a sports car. Toyota also massively overengineered the engine, which meant the tuning scene took it and ran with it until it reached the point where everyone believes that it is and always was a sports car.

Using ether to start a gasoline engine.... what did you think was going to happen??

Air conditioning fluid? Are you sure it wasn’t blinker fluid?

A Toyota RAV4 with a 4 cylinder is only rated at 5 mpg better in the combined cycle. That’s a unibody construction crossover with a more efficient engine and less ground clearance, all of which help epa numbers. The fact that the wrangler broke into the 20s in monumental. This isn’t a cost prohibitive thing anymore,…

Play with online configuration in your home before you go to the dealer. Just understand that you cannot always get the exact car you want at the exact price you want.

I laughed too I thought it was starting to struggle and then you hear a turbo spool and it was just ok we just jumped from 210 to 260 in less than 5 seconds

Fusion sport. 360 HP, AWD, and a tune will bump it past the 400 HP mark

You would do the same thing. Except you’d need to replace your fuel pump and injectors since gasoline doesn’t have the same lubricating properties as diesel so your fuel pump and injectors will fuck themselves up pretty bad. Gasoline will cause: low fuel pressure in your injector lines (if its a common rail system,…

No you didn’t, the nozzle sizes are different and the ONLY way you got diesel into your gas tank is if you held the nozzle outside of the fill tube and shot diesel into your tank. If you were stupid enough to not understand that something was woefully wrong as you spattered your quarter panel with $9 worth of diesel,…

Ok, we get it, you like the Dodge Lancer EVO

Spent 6 years wrenching on heavy equipment, now I’m back in school for a mechanical engineering degree. I will fix this.

You’re hilariously out of depth typing a sentence in English on a phone with autocorrect. My point stands, you clearly have no idea what you’re doing.