You’re speaking for yourself as you’ve clearly never driven a car that is fun to drive. Drive something that sounds beautiful and puts a smile on your face and tell me that sometimes you wouldn’t rather listen to the engine. More often than not it’s what I end up doing. Clearly we are at two polar opposites here, so I…

Fast charging isn’t good for batteries. Period. It is a convenience feature. Kind of like all season tires. No one actually recommends you use it because it isn’t as safe as using the appropriate tire for the season, but people are stupid and don’t think they need to understand that. It’s simpler to charge a battery…

Come now, that simply isn’t true. Repetition turns it to white noise. I’m just saying if a Prius made a convincing recreation of a Shelby gt350 everywhere it went, I think Toyota would sell a LOT more priuses.

Bad engine noises are a detriment. If everyone could listen to a v8 soundtrack whether it were straight piped or sounded like it was restrained tone from the factory, I’d be willing to bet that most people would be more than happy to listen to that soundtrack burbling as they did their daily errands as opposed to…

Nissan doesn’t want to make cool cars anymore. Just make peace with it. Nismo crossovers are all you have to look forward to.

I raise you this

Check your center console google is a wonderful thing.

Coat palms in antiperspirant deodorant. Bonus points for having manly smelling hands.

9600 for an Audi that has been hooned for what I assume is the better part of 200k miles? Look the recipe sounds delicious until you realize it’s not a wine. Age and mileage do not make this better.

There is 100% a way to open the trunk from inside the mustang. You and your friend may be smoking too much weed... or not enough...

Listen buddy, life is hard on everyone, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. If you can’t pay attention to the road like your supposed to I think it would be much worse to distract you with a sign.

Look up EGR systems

Torch, when was the last time you were in Manhattan? A crown Vic as a taxi is a rare sight. Every yellow or green car on the road that has a medallion is one of 3 vehicles: Toyota Prius, Toyota Camry Hybrid, or a Nissan NV200

So because I fix cars it becomes my responsibility to make sure everyone outside of my shop pays attention to the road? It’s idiots like you that shouldn’t be licensed to drive.

I’m sorry, 20 moving violations including dui and this lady still has a license? Is she sleeping with the goddamn president? I got 3 speeding tickets in a rolling 24 month period when I was 19, and I promptly received a notice that my license had been suspended. If any of this is true, I need to move to Kansas to…

We make petroleum from dead things.... you mean to tell me that at some point since we’ve begun using oil that things have stopped dying?

Has anyone adjusted those prices for inflation?

I’m sorry, putting in 87 octane in a car that recommends 93 is just dumb. At the end of the day the price difference to fill your tank is almost negligible. Let’s work with simple round numbers: let’s say 87 octane costs $3.50 a gallon and 93 runs you a hefty $4.00 a gallon (usually price differences are around…

People who brake through a curve. Easiest way to loose control of your car especially if the weather isn’t favorable. Even if you’re carrying more speed than the suggested curve speed, slamming your brakes throughout the entire curve is much more dangerous than coasting through it.

No modern car or not there is an indicator that tells you whether or not your lights are on. If you can’t pay attention to your own damn instrument cluster when your driving you don’t deserve a license.