It certainly achieves better results with the ear and butt dynos.

I never thought I'd say this: Aveo - Like a rock*.

I do love me some DAS keyboard with nice mechanical switches.

I hear the wagyu are especially happy and it shows. They get treated better than most humans. Daily massages and beer for some herds.

List it at the normal price and let them negotiate you down for the cost of tires.

Nope. It sounds like a brilliant Christmas card.

Subscribed! This just made my day a lot more pleasant.

Time to go visit Grandma Death.

As I work to become 300% better at what I do, I want you to pay me 300% more since I'm 300% better! Oh? You don't like that idea so much? It appears as if we've come to a compromise. I'll be just as awesome as I am at what I do and you'll get the amount of work that you pay for.

We only help mother nature and kill the dumb animals.

Kano Kroil. Industrial grade stuff, but it works for getting rust off of anything.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Why would you even use the same username/password for commenting on a blog? It may not be better for your password.

Just them showing that they're lazy.

The techs behind the scenes at Gawker don't care about our feedback. This isn't the only Gawker site that I've been on where there have been a lot of complaints. I expect that an announcement will probably come out later today. Looks like my commenting days are numbered since I won't switch to that garbage.

I'll believe that they're coming when they're actually for sale. You told us this at the Dream Cruise meet up last year and they're still not for sale.

You only see them if you're lucky or go to the meet-ups.

Send her to rally school. The rest of us will thank you when she does't lose control of the car with a little rain/snow.

They do... sort of.

Does Gizmodo use a question for every headline?