Oops... it just fell out of the sky right in front of my lawnmower and I couldn't stop in time. What a shame.

Poor little Bobby Drop Tables.

Good old Sailor Jerry. About the same price as Captain but with 5% more alcohol.

"We've got the smallest tools for the biggest jobs!"

#COTD and a heart click.

Not to mention all of the time and fuel that the person wasted roaming the city looking for a parking spot.

She did fit all of the qualifications for the stereotype minus the lesbian part.

If you're boring out the engine to it's limit that would lighten it ever so slightly. Why wouldn't LMR just use that in the first place? If you're racing wouldn't you want to get the maximum performance out of your engine that you could? I think you're misunderstanding the argument too. Generally people in the…

I saw two people last week on their motorcycles in Michigan. You just have to dress like you're going snowmobiling and you'll be fine. I even saw a guy riding his motorcycle (street bike not adventure or off road) while it was snowing.

When I had a female friend that was looking to buy a new car a few years ago, I tried to get her to buy a Forester. As soon as I mentioned the Subaru lesbian thing, it was almost instantly a no go. I will never again mention it when giving car buying advice, even as a joke.

Except they'll be able to get the original content due to the internet.

I was just saying this to one of my coworkers the other day when we were talking about Star Wars. I've been trying for a long time to find a copy of the original movie without any alterations and have been unsuccessful.

It's almost like he's just trolling us now.

Personally I think it's the breast way to measure G-forces.

Good to see we've got the red head fan club going here. All 6 of us so far.

TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS!!!!

I'd take one in a heartbeat so long as it had a diesel. A diesel with a manual would be even better.

I'll just leave this here in case you haven't read it yet. [www.amazon.com]

The worst case with your computer is that you overclock it too high, start a fire, burn your house down with family inside, and potentially cause millions in property damage. (Worst case remember.)

Challenge accepted!