My proudest/most shameful example isn’t technically from my teen years, but nevertheless...

If you were a Junior or a Senior at my High School, you got open lunch during finals week. My friends and I went to White Castle and essentially had a chicken-ring (not nuggets, rings) eating contest. I took down 45 of them, on top of waffle fries and soda, in our half hour lunch period. I had to bail in the middle…

Don’t they let these poor girls take pee breaks? The blonde in back has been holding it for an hour!

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Off of Superunknown: Fresh Tendrils

I’m with you on that. Before I spent the money to buy a new Miata, I’d buy a used Jaguar XK. V8 power, more room, and better interior.

Everyone disagreed with you in the original thread. That’s stupid, shallow logic. So if you and your family got assaulted, should the police ignore your call to 911 because there are more important crimes to worry about? That’s a lazy logical fallacy.

Don’t really care about the arrest. I just love the fact someone decided to turn a Probe into a drag car

Even though you are factually accurate, posts like these are super counter productive.

You have a valid point; I don’t mean to mock the past for the past. It’s more about the idea of checkbook balancing as the selling point I think that makes me feel this is so boring. Driving computers I love, and archaic ones even better. I really don’t mean to mock the past for being the past, but even if Tesla had…

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.

Such savagery.

Are you havin’ a laff? Is he havin’ a laff?

I Wanted this Car SOOO Bad when I was 14!

Sure looks like the back end of a mid 90's Taurus wagon. Separated at birth?

One Dial to rule them all, One Dial to find them,

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here

1875- “I need a key to get in my own house? THIS FUCKS UP MY WHOLE DAY!!!”