Worked at Chikfila in high school. We weren’t supposed to but I’d sneak nuggets all shift (hidden 4 count boxes) eat at least two sandwiches and more nuggets/fries for my free (in 2000) lunch. Keep up with my water free diet including a couple cookies n creme milkshakes and my gills full of Coke. Then at the end of…

“Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at ‘exuberant beating off of said snow’”

I have read Jalopnik for years and all of you love the Miata. So I drove a ‘17 and I don’t know what it’s all about. I am probably the minority or, God forbid, not a Jalop, but I wasn’t into it. Should I say I’m sorry? I will. I’m sorry.

Creed

Lol. Chop Foose from the show ‘Iverhaulon’.

Yeah, well I do!

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!

Ram 1500 megacab ecodiesel. Room for four. Cloth. V6. Has a number/name. Good 8 speed transmission. Definitely not a Mercedes. Great visibility.

The clutch and gas are normal. What you see is the footrest. And the brake pedal is long like the gas.

I really like the chrome on the 2013-present Ram trucks. The five spokes are fantastic and oh so subtle. I especially like them on the full body colored Express packages. My 2013 had the chrome and I traded it for the 2014 blackout but sometimes I miss the chrome...sometimes.