Truth.

I can’t... I just can’t. There’s so much to unpack in this photo.

My dude, I’ve never typed either “douche nozzle” or “douche canoe” even once in my life before this very comment. I’m glad you like the sausage and peppers recipe, though!

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

It’s not tho

Clark W. Griswold said it best:

That is literally the opposite of what happened.

The window slid towards the right because the most right wing candidate, espousing decades old bigotries without dog whistles, won.

Had hillary won, in addition to improving and building upon the legacy of the obama years, and not seprating children form their parents and…

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

1984 I believe.

That’s bad.

The Shake Shack Milkshakes contain Potassium Benzoate

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

1 is right

Kotaku: “Check out the Cool New Features on this Impending Live Action Post-Apocalyptic Shooter”

I spoke with Toyota’s CEO this morning about the threat their workers pose to our national security and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, …

Did it also have rich creamery butter?

The movie is directed by the guy that played “E” on the television series Entourage.

-Wayne Gretzky