Assuming anyone in trump’s cabinet would need a bookshelf is very generous of you

they don’t serve their kind here

That looks...pretty dope actually, I’m sure it’s gonna be a fun movie I see opening weekend and watch a million times like all SW. Buuuut, I’m worried every time I watch it, I’ll be asking the same question I do with Ant-Man: What if the original director/s got to finish the movie?

Beat me (and everyone) to it

Imaginary (but real) or invisible, I don’t care, this is a great panel

I just assumed MacFarlane was super drunk during this interview, both because of those lines above and the whole Spawn-is-a-shark thing

Multiple strangers have approached me to say I look like Jesse from Breakimg Bad. They never say “Aaron Paul”, always “Jesse from Breakimg Bad”. One guy basically stalked me throughout Trader Joe’s trying and obviously failing to confirm himself suspicion.

And more often than not, it’s all three

OK, so if today isn’t a good day to talk about gun control, when is? I’m serisously asking.

Holy shit, I really cannot remember seeing or reading or hearing a more well-developed, clear, approachable explanation of these protests and the nonsense hot takes than this right here.

At least they stand during their anthem (so much /s)

Two things:

At this point, I’m really disappointed not a single big name, white player has stepped up. Bron, Kobe, Sherman are all 100% right but they are instantly disqualified from voicing an opinion by the average Trump voter. Pretty sure I don’t need to say why that is the case.

If this means I never have to read another “stick to sports” hot take whenever an athlete/coach/Jamele Hill voices an opinion about the world, I’m okay with it.

Still one of the most metal tweets of all time

Please do.

I think I’ve figured out how to predict what trump will do in any given situation. Pick any topic and his decision will be the literal opposite of what a decent human being would do if president. It’s a depressingly simple and accurate system.

Zeus here was worth the hour of time it took to glide onto his back