asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…

But Janeway and other Consumer Reports testers found that once they gave up on the idea of fat-free fried chicken wings...

I stand up immediately, like immediately. I’m 6'3" with a history of back and knee issues (though gone now) and the sooner I can stand up and extend my joints, the better. I flip the arm rest up and am usually the first person standing in my area by significant margin. If you want to take exceptions, take them with…

This is a simple answer.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

Because my fat ass has been wedged in that tiny ass seat for hours and if I don’t stand up soon I am gonna be stuck permanently in that position.

It is scientific fact that canned shaped cranberry sauce is the superior cranberry sauce.

Runny mascara: the fashion choice of all major female fantasy Blizzard villains.

All blizzard villains have to by contract be Kerrigan, this is as far away as the design team were allowed to get!

Yeah, Blizzard does have a very specific design. It’s almost too Kerrigan like. Or rather, Kerrigan was designed too much like a succubus.

Wait. How’d she go from translucent blood lady in the trailer to white skinned succubi? Being made of blood >>>> malifacent 

Poison Ivy ..Cardi B .

Counterpoint: If you expect someone who paid for a seat that reclines to not recline it because it inconveniences you, the monster is you.

Well, that Porsche costs a whole fucking lot more too. It’d better have whale penis leather for what you have to pay.

It’s almost like that extra $100K the Porsche costs goes into something tangible...

Because you are actually paying a lower rent.

They’re not in the same price category, why should they be equal?

I still don’t understand what the “correct” response was for Blizzard. They had a statement in their contract saying no inflammatory comments. Regardless of your stance, support for either side of the ongoing conflict in Hong Kong is in fact inflammatory.

It will fit in the shower.

“grampy pa, talk the youngs bout the porn wars again?”