But that’s the great thing about burgers: Put enough stuff on them, and the meat doesn’t matter as much.

I found Rao’s on sale at Target a couple of weeks ago so I picked some up. It was still over $7 but it is so so worth it. 

I get the Rao sticker shock, but for Costco members they sell two-packs for ten bucks...and the jars are 28 ounces instead of the typical 24. After discovering that, we always have at least a couple jars in the pantry now.

I love Taco Bell, but i think since they’re already stretching the definition of “meat” to its very breaking point, I actually think I might not notice if they replaced their ground beef with overly-cooked Impossible burger. Just stuff that shit in a Chalupa and I probably would never know.

But classic is the most important of those, at least for the moment.

This needs more stars. If I wanted to read a press release I could go to Audi's website.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Don't apologise for shit Hogan. You spoke the truth and Audi fed you marketing garbage. Tesla for all their faults, has absolutely destroyed in battery and motor tech.

Maybe it’s just me, but the header picture seems specifically designed to look like a giant weiner. You know, a dork. A Johnson or maybe even Dick if you are so inclined. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

“Weed = assault rifles got it”

“Weed = assault rifles” is not what the OP said (they were not equating the two).

You’re right, they are not equivalent. In a majority of states in the US, weed is considered much WORSE than assault rifles, as the assault rifles are legal, while the weed is not.

I feel that, as a person who is legally allowed to smoke marijuana

I just began a calorie-restricted diet last week, so no, now is not the perfect time to start baking bread, you jerk! 

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

If this was the best question The Salty Waitress received all week, I’d be absolutely horrified to read what didn’t make it.

It sure doesn't feel like a novelty. At the risk of sounding cheesey, it feels like coming home.