Like, you know this guy is so unidentifiable that he might not exist, right?

So what's his name? Or, like....I mean I assume you know what 'publicly' means, so...yeah, this anonymous guy, in a town you don't know, at some point in time that could be 30 years ago....that's the guy being 'publicly shamed'?

Couple of you folks on here...he wasn't denied service, and none of us are arguing that he should have been denied service or kicked out or publicly shamed...or anything, really. We get it, it's his money. But he is worthy of derision.

I only came here for Cus.

"Good thing you threw 'famous' in there." - Jean Grae, Tiye Phoenix, Dynasty, Lady of Rage, etc. "Hey, I'm famous." - Latifah

Darn, no comeback for that. Well done.

Yeah, not to bite a line from Winter's Bone, but I was wondering if we were going to see "For heaven's sake, he'd already told her once with his mouth!" somewhere in one of those tweets.

Neigh, I say. Neigh.

I agree with you. I don't know how many games he would miss in the slam, but that's how many games he should miss, basically.

Nah, he wrote "pops" because he's a tough guy. He doesn't have a daddy, he's got a 'pops.'

"divorce sucks and is rarely a happy occasion"

Yeah, the movie certainly cemented his status in the annals of punchability. I have to think Cliff would have grown weary of Lars but who knows? I went through this weird Metallica phase a couple years ago (I've been listening to them forever, but I just...I listened to them a LOT over this period I'm talking about)…

A lot of that Death Magnetic double-pedal stuff sounds looped as hell. I haven't dived into the conspiracy investigation rabbit hole that exists around that issue — careful looks at youtube videos of live performances and so on — but I suspect he can't put it down like that anymore.

Big ups dude

Fantastic piece man. Years ago my pops and I planned a trip to see Floyd fight in Vegas - was going to be a classic father-son Vegas weekend, great seats, my dad and I both love boxing - you get the point. And the fight was canceled because he beat up his girlfriend. And to this day, Floyd can still effing eff…

Actually it's "his or her" d-face

Come on dogg, we're talking about cake icing here, not spit or worse. Resto deserves to be put out of business? Bro suggests they throw the waitress on the table and bang her, and you've got your back up about the goldang cake icing? Jesus H, dude.

Wow, Claudia Gold sitting alongside Snoopy. Wow. That is all.

And the Nike reps are the supporting clowns around town

Excellent observation - you are probably right. Hopefully he and his boys are having a chuckle over his initial reaction.