I was just going to post about this. Easily my favorite guy. Decides to just post up on the stairs in his usual stance, then thinks, "ah, perhaps I should walk over a bit."

Say, what are you going these next few Fridays? Or Thursdays? How's it going?

Yeah, web developer, you can safely bet your lifetime web developer earnings that I am too lazy to plug those into a 'hex chart', whatever the effing eff that is brohamseph

Her: You lie down. I'll jump on.

all the kids are doing it these days.

Thanks. I was bugging out when I read "married for 12 years." Like, I'm growing old at some exponential rate? What the hell?

Well to be honest I don't know if it was PTSD or bath salts or his girl just dumped him or what — I mainly got PTSD from folks who saw the video, the escalation of his anger, the fact that he almost looks terrified even though he's the aggressor, etc and speculated that he might be sideways from PTSD based on their…

What Saldana wrote, basically. Well, the description part. I didn't make any assumptions about the guy or what made him that way.

Perhaps this is a soft-batch remark but I'm not loving the inclusion of clearly PTSD'd-out dude in #3. I sort of need to be able to poke run at the road ragers and that one is on the sad side (esp with the backstory on the occupants).

I know, you are fascinated by me.

I think people feel compelled to document their own experience (and show off by immediately posting/sharing etc). I was at a Mobb Deep concert the other night and my buddy was so excited to record in full their first and last songs — two of their classic bangers, admittedly, but all I could think was, "Eh, I'll just…

I got Emil Minty

I'm going to go off-message, (hopefully) be a bit servicey and announce to all that Pollie Pop's screwed & chopped remix of "One in a Million" is some straight-up lovemakin' music.

Definitely interested. I'm a serial bad-sexter dater.

That is effing sad. I'm not even a huge car guy and that is sad. He should dump a bunch of 'em in a "Cars for Schlubs" scheme.

Hey y'all, remember the "busted while masturbating" stories from a while back? And there was a vote for the best, which seemed absurd because the one where she lost the doll's head was clearly - like, no question - the winner? Well, I know we're just getting started here but the ice pack is leading in a major way.

Some? Apparently? Yeah. Yes. Fucking definitely some, and it is apparent.

I just want to give you and everyone else props for patiently dealing with this commenter, whose comments are awful. "Just give the families a shovel" - well, as long as the cost of the shovels doesn't disagree with you, buddy! Seriously, I cannot imagine going through life like Rhayn. But I can imagine going…

Shee-it, lol @ 'college'

I think we could go down a bit of a rabbit hole discussing your claims about Robocop being not "all that fictional" as well as your suggestion for a (funnier? more accurate? less/more fictional?) alternative in the form of Beverly Hills Cop. We don't spend much time in Detroit in that movie, and it commences…