dookmarriottlivesagain
dookmarriottlivesagain
dookmarriottlivesagain

So meh. I know Gawker produces some good journalism and Nick is making bank, but some of these posts are dumber than the dumbest thing you ever saw on the old Radar Online. A few skaters named their crew after a street and this cat writes, "Let's discuss." Jesus Christ.

At work. They set up a couple TVs on carts so like 50 people could watch it. A bunch of folks cheered, someone yelled "SHUT UP!" really angrily...I even remember going to the watch repair store on 8th Ave (in the now Google megaplex in Chelsea) about ten minutes before, hustling to get back upstairs in time...of

I must say I do like the little chuff of exhaust — makes the ramming a bit more Looney Tunes.

I know, it's a shame the boy did not die. Such a shame. Perhaps a Hellcat discount for the driver will be a salve to your disappointment.

"I don't know why divorced men don't go on rampages"

Cheer up buddy, I know it feels like a Monday but it's a 4-day week!

I think I need to borrow from Tommy Boy here: I've seen a lot of threads in my life, and this....is...AWESOME

ok thanks Grimey

"My DeLorean plane is going to be this small...except it's not a DeLorean, it's something I'm building all by myself."

B: I don't need you to make someone mean, I can do it myself!

God, your department sounds terrible. Terrible.

How is everything at Cadillac, bro? Good gig?

Nice. Real nice.

It's wrong. And it's still important to give a shit about that. Besides, this story has like 375K views - as far as Denton is concerned, it was a GREAT use of time.