I remember reading an interview with Christian Bale years ago and he discussed prepping for the Bateman role in American Psycho by hanging with a bunch of Smith Barney traders. He said dudes would tell him that Patrick Bateman was their "fucking hero." Think on that. Yeesh.

"a little better than the rest" - go push a nail into your face, kid.

I am relishing the ass-handing you are receiving.

Yeah, it could be like that New Yorker thing from about a year ago that guessed what region you were from based on whether you called it a sub or grinder or hoagie etc...like, "The ways in which you fuck up the pronunciation of 'quesadilla' says a lot about where you're from!"

You've got de jure, we've got de facto. That is pretty much what is up.

Ha, you tried to stay well out of one fight and punched your way right into another. Don't worry, we've g-g-g-g-GOT your back.

"Trust the chef" - allow me to walk back into the kitchen and gif all over your station, Chef Brah

Yeah, I worked at some chicken place in Cary, NC between high school and college and people mangled the hell out of that word. My fave was "X-a-dillas" (pronounced like J-Dilla, of course, not "dee-ya"). It's like the Q and the X were a couple of those weird letters from the other side of the tracks, who knows how…

I find it a bit odd as well, but stranger things happen, I suppose.

Poor kid crying out "Mom!" as she gets out of the car at 1:07 is really somewhat heartbreaking and depressing.

I was mad busy yesterday and didn't have time to listen to the calls. I freaking LOVE how the second one ends: "I gotta go make more money than you g'bye" CLICK. Gets the last shot in so quickly and bounces. Poor boyfriend — she sounds terrible.

Hm, I want a puppy, albeit not in the mail...I'm going to guess that the noun-less "a Facebook" is the key point of the rage-induction? Think it over and let me know if I'm right.

Yeah, we know what 'tip' means (and we know what 'optional' means, which is more to your point) and we know what three hundredths of one percent is.

Three-hundredths of one percent and this guy's response is 'then STAY HOME.'

WISH BOOK FTW!!

You are mad.

Fascinating

Nicely done, sir(han)

Texas: Drive Free or Get Stopped and Also Drive Free After

Yeah, make sure you find an angle to crap on 'em.