You need to visit your local Dodge dealership.

Crank windows. I do not miss the years of reaching across the front seat to get the window down and can’t imagine doing that again. 

Like most every other comment, I will say carbs.

Don’t forget when some brands issued separate door and ignition keys! I don’t miss that!

we are a third world country. just one with a lot of money. we lack alot of basic services real world leading countries have.  all we have is a large military and a large slave labor force we incarcerated for that purpose. 

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

These guys aren’t policemen, they’re assholes on a power-trip. Look at this shit:

The forfeitures numbers are terrifying. Imagine you are on a family vacation and some small town cop decides your car and all your stuff is now their property and you have to sue to get it back. 

Well that was a near...

They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers

Bad but entertaining alternate solution: kick the jacks out from under the car.

Anything that gets less then 20mpg, there are enough solid ways to improve efficiency that there is no excuse for things getting anything less. 

“Choosing the right turd” is the first thing my brain read. Do I need help?

When your entire culture is outrage and contrarian, there is no bottom, and the window can move any direction at any time. That’s one reason it’s so successful. They just move to the next thing, even if it’s the exact opposite of the last thing, just so long as the thing is against the DEMOCRAT and still makes someone…

Imma stop you RIGHT there... no... just no.

My coworker listens to Hannity all day long and I love how Hannity complains that Biden is doing nothing for the common man buying gas and then when Biden wants to grab from the oil reserve to lower prices he complains about that as well. The GOP never ceases to amaze me with their bullshit.

This is an excellent list! I might add for international overnight flights the passenger who refuses to close the window shade despite exasperated reminders from the flight attendants, because then everyone might be able to sleep and leave them feeling lonely, and you want to burn your retinas watching that glorious su…

Let’s not forget that GM not only had to be bailed out by the government, but also had to kill off Pontiac in the process. Not really sure if he put any effort into the visuals here. Typical Boomer.

Nothin’ better than some crusty old prick fetishizing four thousand pounds of 6mpg unreliability that merely manages to be loud and look cool-ish.

“...he’s already receiving death threats for the changes.”