dookiebird
Silas Von Dookiebird
dookiebird

You need to visit your local Dodge dealership.

Crank windows. I do not miss the years of reaching across the front seat to get the window down and can’t imagine doing that again. 

Like most every other comment, I will say carbs.

Don’t forget when some brands issued separate door and ignition keys! I don’t miss that!

Cat people take after their cats; they’re clingy and don’t understand boundaries. 

we are a third world country. just one with a lot of money. we lack alot of basic services real world leading countries have.  all we have is a large military and a large slave labor force we incarcerated for that purpose. 

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

These guys aren’t policemen, they’re assholes on a power-trip. Look at this shit:

The forfeitures numbers are terrifying. Imagine you are on a family vacation and some small town cop decides your car and all your stuff is now their property and you have to sue to get it back. 

Dammit. I just bought 400 million masks from Amazon. Ugh.

We absolutely should not pin all our efforts on carbon capture, as something that will let us keep burning carbon and keep corporate profits high.

Honestly, I’d much much rather they incinerate an insane amount of money in the pursuit of something like this than another F-35 or something

I guess coal people are socialists after all.

Don’t count your chickens.

The 20's really needed a win.  Got one now.

They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers

Bad but entertaining alternate solution: kick the jacks out from under the car.

Gotta love how these people that claim the left is full of milquetoasts and communists don’t even have the courage to say “Fuck the President” without hiding it behind code, but would screech at a protest that burned the flag.

It’s sad how the right have been so oversaturated with dogwhistles that they can’t just say “Fuck Joe Biden” without layering it in euphemisms.