What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

more like:

I bet my left nut that his parents make voting choices based on “law and order” and who’s “tough on crime”.

Truth.

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

I agree with Domino’s and I’d add Subway. Both cheap, both disgusting.

I’m trying to imagine the person that thought a Taco Bell franchise would be a good idea in Mexico, of all places.

I read somewhere that only like, 1 in 5 creepy possessed dolls actually kills anyone. Yet they’re all tarred with the same brush!

The media loves to report these stories, while ignoring all the good work creepy possessed dolls do in the community.

Brilliant.

Hope they can pony up the cash for the updates. Maybe they should have spent more effort on test mules? Anyway, their management may bridle at the suggestion, but it sounds like they’re about to get their ass handed to them. They’re certainly not the most stable of electric car startups...

Of course, the same might be said of your opinion.  

Baller move. Yeah, don’t tell people things will be outside and then just construct a building in an outdoor space. That just makes it inside again! I’ve seen so many restaurants do this - offer outdoor space, then essentially build another building in the street with four walls and a ceiling. You just recreated…

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!

This Don Ohlmeyer seems like a real jerk. 

You choose your car off of your least frequent trip? People with the money for this car are grabbing a flight and a rental. Lucid is obviously not looking at the same segment as the volt. That said the Volt is an under rated car. It’s really very good.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

I’ll be patiently waiting in the comments for someone to come say how this EV won’t work for them because their commute is 600 miles each way in the snow towing a 12,000lb trailer.