The unvaccinated are absolutely prolonging the pandemic. They represent the fetid stagnant filthy human pool in which the virus mutates around the defense of the vaccinated.

We would be done with this shit if these morons put half as much effort into prevention as they do avoiding responsibility.

It’s funny, because a real vax card is free, but you have to pay for a fake one.

Poor Life Choices Questionnaire

I agree with Domino’s and I’d add Subway. Both cheap, both disgusting.

I’m trying to imagine the person that thought a Taco Bell franchise would be a good idea in Mexico, of all places.

The press conference is going to go something like this...

Cyber Ninjas: The American people deserve to know the truth!

Well this just proves the obvious: We need another, more thorough, recount by an entity whose name, location and methodologies will be kept completely secret and the results accepted as absolute truth with no evidence.

While they sat on the numbers, election integrity advocates warned that the mere existence of their months-long audit poisoned faith in democracy.

I read somewhere that only like, 1 in 5 creepy possessed dolls actually kills anyone. Yet they’re all tarred with the same brush!

The media loves to report these stories, while ignoring all the good work creepy possessed dolls do in the community.

Brilliant.

Hope they can pony up the cash for the updates. Maybe they should have spent more effort on test mules? Anyway, their management may bridle at the suggestion, but it sounds like they’re about to get their ass handed to them. They’re certainly not the most stable of electric car startups...

Of course, the same might be said of your opinion.  

Baller move. Yeah, don’t tell people things will be outside and then just construct a building in an outdoor space. That just makes it inside again! I’ve seen so many restaurants do this - offer outdoor space, then essentially build another building in the street with four walls and a ceiling. You just recreated…

Can we just rename syphilis to a more modern and appropriate name, like trumpilis? He is the poster manchild for syphilitic dementia.

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!

This Don Ohlmeyer seems like a real jerk. 

...and remember, United broken Dave Carroll’s guitar.