I lived in Bakersfield, CA for 1 year when I was a kid. I don’t remember much about that town (there’s not much to remember) but the one thing we would do for “fun” was to wet the grass next to the sidewalk then take off our shoes and see who could walk the furthest barefoot down the scorching cement before jumping…

I can’t hear any story about Phoenix, Arizona being horrifically hot without thinking about King of the Hill

It is depressing, but I know people who’s lives would be ruined with a $3000 repair bill for the vehicle they use to survive. I get why someone might react this way because their basic life needs are being put in danger. I’m not condoning it, but I can understand why the truck owner was so upset.

That’s a whole lotta firefighter in the background of the first picture.

Have they tried putting UV light or bleach inside the body?

Would you go out of your way to watch a game of slip n’ slide if everyone has diarrhea? Yes, you would. Sad for the dude who has it, even sadder for the network who just lost out on maybe the greatest fake sports event in tv history

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Maxima-m savings!!!

You know, people could just save themselves the trouble of having to rent a car and just drive to Hawaii in their own.

Yeah but had they kept more cars, they could have gotten $200 a day on TWO Maximas 

Look, give them a break, they’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

If only there was a publicly funded way of transporting large groups of people all over the island without needing to have everyone drive their own car.

Victimless Crime

Thanks Sackler family!  

Never go full Goldblum during a race...

I think it's obvious, he was planning on bringing sexy back.

That’s... not how anything works. 

prayer is powerful and I encourage all Utahn regardless of religious affiliation to join together on this weekend of prayer.

What if I’m allergic to slideshows?

Bugs are bugs, more at 11.