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Silas Von Dookiebird
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We need new episodes!!!

I’ll bet it sounds mighty fine on propane!

I think you should (by law) be required to eat anything (and everything) you shoot since you are “hunting”. That includes, bats, rats, cats, elephants and people.

One of my favorites from Mother Teresa. If you have God in your heart, and have a purity of soul. Anything can be used as a fleshlight. And following her advice has absolutely no bearing on why I have a lifetime ban from the pool noodle factory. And also why the tour groups in the factory can no longer bring warm jars

The fact that this is some lame-o training facility and not an amusement park is some serious bullshit.

ABE NO

Impressive comment/user name synergy. 

Headrests? Bah! We take our whiplash like men.

Hopefully it stays that way. 

Well, it *is* Kentucky.

The (sarcasm) force is strong with this one.

I don’t understand why our liberal, enabling government keeps letting violent thugs like this roam our streets. If he would have just followed orders from his superiors he wouldn’t be in the situation he is in now.

That one looks hungry...FOR FINGERS!

I guess Mitch McConnell really doesn’t like the infrastructure deal...

As codified in the Magna Cartman.

The ship has been interned by a belligerent foreign power. Based on my understanding of The Sea, the honorable thing would be for the crew to scuttle the Ever Given rather than let it fall into enemy hands.

Can’t tell if trolling.....

I really like the lights on the newer Ford GT. While they may look a bit simple compared to some of the other ones mentioned in the comments, the inner engineering nerd in me loves that they are functional not just as tail/brake lights but also to help with removing heat from the engine bay.  If you look at the mesh

So why bother, right? Fuck everyone. /s

VW Bugs. At least in my anecdotal experience.