Fine. But how is Toyota’s salsa supply? 

I got my J&J shot yesterday around noon. Me between 8 PM and midnight:

This is why we don’t send dogs into space - their faces get burnt up on reentry.

Except the chance for the virus to mutate in a way that will eventually overcome the vaccines’ protection is higher the more mutations are happening - which is a direct function of the number of replications, which are a direct function of both vax rate and protective measures people take (or don’t take). So the…

Actually, nope, doesn’t quite work like that. Mutation occurs every time the virus replicates. The more people get infected, and the more those people’s bodies allow the virus to replicate, the more replications, and thus the more opportunities for mutation. And the higher the share of the population that’s…

No. Vaccines are a community effort. Besides, there are a ton of people out there who can’t have vaccines for medical reasons. Several are my friends or family. DON’T F*@KING KILL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY !!! (Sorry. It had to be said.)

Even after the second shot, I am still wearing a mask and avoiding crowds when I can.

Gee I wonder how they’ll describe the attacker?

Deer just learned how it feels to chew 5 gum.

“The Deer on the bus goes, crash, crash, crash, crash... all thought the town!”
“The kids on the bus go WTF, WTF, WTF all through the town!”

Lol, the thought hadn’t crossed my mind until now. You have to admit though that the Viper is a car that is always looking for a way to kill its occupants. Why settle for only wrapping you around an oak tree when it can also burn you to death while you sleep?

Articles like this one usually inspire a series of bad puns.  I’m not about to buck that trend.

Rob,

Or... They're celebrating having a baby and wanting to share the gender of the child with their friends and family. You know, a big event in their life. I think these crazy reveals are silly, especially the dangerous ones, but to say that they're celebrating the reasons that you say they are is probably more toxic…

Parents tend to overestimate the importance of their children.

We just sent the gender to a bakery and had them do food coloring on the inside of the cake. No one died and we had a pleasant time. I enjoy cake.

Yeah. In 2021. Ridiculous.

That video was hard to watch. I mean portrait?  Made my stomach churn.  

Just shoot the futures grandmothers a text message. Unceremoniously.