No. Vaccines are a community effort. Besides, there are a ton of people out there who can’t have vaccines for medical reasons. Several are my friends or family. DON’T F*@KING KILL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY !!! (Sorry. It had to be said.)

Even after the second shot, I am still wearing a mask and avoiding crowds when I can.

Gee I wonder how they’ll describe the attacker?

Deer just learned how it feels to chew 5 gum.

“The Deer on the bus goes, crash, crash, crash, crash... all thought the town!”
“The kids on the bus go WTF, WTF, WTF all through the town!”

Lol, the thought hadn’t crossed my mind until now. You have to admit though that the Viper is a car that is always looking for a way to kill its occupants. Why settle for only wrapping you around an oak tree when it can also burn you to death while you sleep?

Articles like this one usually inspire a series of bad puns.  I’m not about to buck that trend.

Rob,

Or... They're celebrating having a baby and wanting to share the gender of the child with their friends and family. You know, a big event in their life. I think these crazy reveals are silly, especially the dangerous ones, but to say that they're celebrating the reasons that you say they are is probably more toxic…

Parents tend to overestimate the importance of their children.

We just sent the gender to a bakery and had them do food coloring on the inside of the cake. No one died and we had a pleasant time. I enjoy cake.

Yeah. In 2021. Ridiculous.

That video was hard to watch. I mean portrait?  Made my stomach churn.  

Just shoot the futures grandmothers a text message. Unceremoniously.

This is the correct answer ^^

This.

A “T&C Doc” is short hand for “I probably went to business school, and know more about making money than you do”.

Neutral: Live in the South, there are more sure signs of Spring than pea shoots. You know it is Spring when the migration of trampolines occurs.

The solution is quite simple: