Not sure if this is United’s fault, but god I hate United. The worst airline I’ve ever flown. Just the absolute worst.

Holy crap you suck.

I was thinking the narrator was about a 14 year old girl who’s been taking bad acting lessons.

Doesn’t matter. Greg Abbott said he was going to catch them all since womb-takings/compulsory-gestation is now all the rage in texas.

It’s an appellate court in a red state, so yes. Look for justice elsewhere.

As the kids would say, “ikr”

My first thought was (said in bad Scottish accent): “Ye put ‘em in yer buutt.”

I just meant I wish it had really, really bad side effects. Maybe we can convince RWNJs that the treatment for leishmaniasis is fer realz a cure. Let’s see them take that crap (It too works on parasites!) for a while.

Sadly, ivermectin doesn’t seem to have significant side effects. I wish it did (well, sir, you can take it, but it’ll cause massive cock rot...) because people might actually then, ya know, not be fucking idiots about this.

But, but, you can get Ivermecting in apple flavor. Yummy yummy in my tummy.

Other things that have been proven to be at least as effective against Covid as Ivermectin: Seances. Orange juice hair washes. Having family members chant the name ‘Penelope’ three times a day (t.i.d. for the cool kids) while hopping on one foot. Hydroxychloroqine. Anti-demon semen suppositories. Prayer.

I think you’re confusing the internet with Oregon Trail.

It did.

We need CGI Nancy Reagan to tell people, “If someone offers you ivermectin for Covid, Just Say Neigh.”

I know a number of medical professionals who won’t turn to ivermectin as an initial treatment or prophylactic, but if nothing else has worked and conditions are worsening, a monitored controlled dose is worth the shot.

I thought the second paragraph was just going to say “Oh wait. Yeah. It was a POS. Nevermind.”

Hard to argue with that.

Now if they could just build a robot kid to hit them in the junk with a wiffle ball bat and a robotic goose to chase them around, we’d be all set.

$200/month seems low when it’s $50k if you’re hospitalized. Let’s let the “free market work.” What’s $50k divided by one year. Ummm... $4,000 per month. Maybe charge that -- you know, ‘personal responsibility’ so the other employees don’t have to subsidize you being an ignorant POS.

speedhumps are slavery because they are an infringement of your FREEDOMS to drive! ban speedhumps and speedbumps. greg abbot! please pass a bill banning them because of persaonal FREEDOMS. you know who wanted to control when/where/how fast people could drive? that’s right, NAZIS! first they came for the speeders and I…