Be careful. Last thing you want is to be saying, “Hey, look at this sweet step I built. By the way, could someone help me up? My big ass herniated disk is killing me.”

Antifa!

I feel like we can blame (white) boomers for rock being seen as its own thing basically everything.

Yes, you communist.

Well, in her defense, she did give us lots of notice to submit before she brought out the ball crushers.

No, but they’ll still be able to sell you the wrong alternator for your ICE vehicle.

This sounds like a classic case of an “Inverse Tracy”: You buy something thinking it’s in good shape only to discover it has problems. As in the opposite of gravitating toward the trash buckets like someone else.

[Jerry enters]

and another reminder that Everything Trump Touches Dies

It’s worth remembering that our realities are different than others’ realities.

#FreeThePreEpisiostomy

Heretic! Communist! Witch!

Opioid addiction.

Counterpoint: Always go full Goldblum during a race.

I just get to the first comment with no other comments showing. I have to click on “see all comments” or whatever and then search. Really distressing because my sense of self depends completely on the approval of the Kinja masses!

As my parents used to say when I was little: You can do anything if you set your welder to it!

Expensive false hope? Count me in! USA! USA! USA!

Now I’m no scientist, but if my calculations are correct [makes humming computer noises], if you have two 2-door cars you actually have 4 doors. [says in wise-sounding voice] What you desire has been with you this entire time.

I thought that if it didn’t rain, meaning the prayer didn’t work, he’d question whether god is real and eventually renounce his faith after realizing it’s all a bunch of b.s. and start advocating for stuff like, you know, science.

I suggest a restored JDM nugget.