Blame it on market value and capitalism...

I would practically guarantee he spends hours on this. Hours and hours. This stuff takes time to gestate. “Gland National” is the work of a laboring genius!

“Volvo,” yet again ahead of the curve.

no, your friend’s dad is not being a cheapskate, he just can’t afford to give up any horsepower from his malaise-era sedan and still safely accelerate.

I’m loving this slideshow format. I think I got to Slide 2 before I stopped looking. Thanks for helping me focus on work instead of the interwebs!

Preach! I love my old truck where I can turn the little knob and get all the instruments to nearly off. Just what I need on a dark stretch of highway. My Golf R, by contrast, lets you turn some things down but it still keeps backlights on thousands of little buttons. I’d rather be able to see the road well then be…

I’ve ridden with a lot of pro and semi-pro cyclists over the years. As a rule, they generally follow the laws scrupulously because they know the cost of running the wrong stop sign or riding in the lane when there’s an adequate shoulder. You are basically trying to excuse the killing of a top notch pro by blaming…

I thought he’d be bigger.

Understood, but they could do a Park and Ride type thing where you drive a short distance to a garage, park, hop on the light rail, go downtown or wherever you need to go, ride back after work, hop in your car, and drive the 4 miles home instead of the 24.

I thought you were the walrus?

5th Gear: I wonder how much light rail you could get for $2.8 billion?

This has two advantages: 1) On-road charging, 2) The “5G causes Covid” idiots will finally, truly explode.

Punish management and executives? You must be new to the US. That’s not how it works here.

If they put you in a casket, they will be literally filling it with meat.

After exploring the one obvious crime, the fake plates, can we now discuss the other crime mentioned in this article -- Jimmy Fallon? I mean for fuck’s sake, can you laugh more forcefully and artificially at everything?

And then cross-marketed with peanut butter cups: “You put your peanut butter in my chocolate! You put your frunk in my Torch-hole!”

Like Volvo with the shoulder belt -- it’s too important to lock down, so now everyone gets to use it.

Where do you want this bag?

OMG OMG OMG! Please have Torch testify. OMG. It’d be so spectacular!

Ever Given to Dieselgate: “You think that’s endless? Here, hold my beer.”