My favorite Bud Selig moment is when he threatened to move the Brewers out of Milwaukee if he didn’t get a tax payer funded stadium. Then, when he got his way, he handed the team over to his daughter and effectively scuttled the fucking franchise for the next decade. If you want to make a Brewer fan reflexively hurl…

Ugh, seriously? New Glarus, Lakefront, Capital, Central Waters, Rush River, Sprecher, Ale Asylum, Lake Louie...there’s actually a massive amount of awesome beer in Wisconsin.

When I see the phrase “tighten their belts,” in reference to an athlete who is making $25 million a year, as opposed to $35 million, it causes me for a very brief moment (as in like, 1/100 of a second) to understand why someone would get so irrationally angry that they would vote Trump. I can’t even wrap my head…

I remember when the Giants spent an entire spring training, as well as the regular season, throwing balls at the Brewers - all because of Prince Fielder’s incredible walk off homer celebration the year before. This was in ’09, so I see the attitude is still the same in San Fran.

In the interest of presenting a counterpoint: Roger Ailes is dead, and that is fucking hilarious.

You’re a fucking traitor, comrade.

Luckily, Alabama is a state with absolutely no pressing issues that would benefit from even a fraction of the $11 million that they are paying Nick Saban.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

If there was any thought that the Cubs might avoid becoming a bunch of insufferable pricks following their first title in 300 years, this should pretty much kill that hope. Just a reminder; they won the series. Mainly because the Brewers bullpen shit the bed twice. But they won the series. And this is how they…

I hate the NCAA as much as anyone, and I believe that 95% of the sanctions or punishments they hand down to any college athletics program is usually nothing more than a load of brand-protecting, face-saving bullshit. That being said, if the NCAA came out tomorrow and said that they were banishing Penn State from ever…

Fucking Kotsay. Godammit. Honestly, the way their pitching staff magically turned into human pitching machines during that playoff run, it was pretty amazing they even made it that far. Seriously, Randy Fucking Wolf got us our lone road win of the entire playoffs. Not Greinke, not Gallardo or Marcum...Randy Fucking…

I got in an argument with a cop on Facebook, after he had made a post essentially saying he believes people who don’t stand for the anthem should be arrested. I attempted to remind him that no, the Constitution, the supreme law of the land, would not allow for that. He responded by blabbering about “actions being…

So, I either read a press release directly from Apple, or I read tech journalists writing what Apple told them to write. Sounds like a win-win to me!

The cops have helicopters, street cameras, and the ability to plaster this vehicle’s description all over social media - and yet still, they choose to engage in a high speed chase that endangers the lives of innocent civilians. In short, there is absolutely nothing that the police can’t somehow fuck up.

I have a member of my family who is a cop, and his Facebook posts are utterly terrifying. These people are the most thin-skinned, overly paranoid fucks I have ever seen. They literally think they’re at war. And when you keep that fact in mind, it becomes no mystery at all why cops keep shitting their pants and pumping…

I remember how pissed off the Cardinals would get at the Brewers when they would untuck their jerseys following a win...I can’t even imagine what they’ll say about this.

Brewers fans are looking at this list and getting confused. A hot dog? Fucking chicken tenders? Are we at a ballgame? Or are we trying to feed a fussy toddler? You’re at a baseball game, you eat at least three sauerkraut smothered brats in the parking lot, and then spend $20 inside the ballpark eating another for good…