He is actively taking away jobs and health care from his supporters, and now even might be sending many of them off to World War III. That would be a lot funnier if it weren’t for the fact that this shit affects EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET.

My favorite Bud Selig moment is when he threatened to move the Brewers out of Milwaukee if he didn’t get a tax payer funded stadium. Then, when he got his way, he handed the team over to his daughter and effectively scuttled the fucking franchise for the next decade. If you want to make a Brewer fan reflexively hurl…

Ugh, seriously? New Glarus, Lakefront, Capital, Central Waters, Rush River, Sprecher, Ale Asylum, Lake Louie...there’s actually a massive amount of awesome beer in Wisconsin.

“No one actually wants this...”

When I see the phrase “tighten their belts,” in reference to an athlete who is making $25 million a year, as opposed to $35 million, it causes me for a very brief moment (as in like, 1/100 of a second) to understand why someone would get so irrationally angry that they would vote Trump. I can’t even wrap my head…

“show me Joe T Garcia salsa medium picante,”

I remember when the Giants spent an entire spring training, as well as the regular season, throwing balls at the Brewers - all because of Prince Fielder’s incredible walk off homer celebration the year before. This was in ’09, so I see the attitude is still the same in San Fran.

In the interest of presenting a counterpoint: Roger Ailes is dead, and that is fucking hilarious.

Does Ajit Pai have the most punchable face in the entire Trump administration? I mean, outside of the man himself, of course. Seriously, just look at this smug faced prick. It’s just begging for a hard right hook across the jaw.

You’re a fucking traitor, comrade.

Luckily, Alabama is a state with absolutely no pressing issues that would benefit from even a fraction of the $11 million that they are paying Nick Saban.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

If there was any thought that the Cubs might avoid becoming a bunch of insufferable pricks following their first title in 300 years, this should pretty much kill that hope. Just a reminder; they won the series. Mainly because the Brewers bullpen shit the bed twice. But they won the series. And this is how they…

Seriously, I can’t read this shit. So, the LG G5 was apparently too gimmicky, and therefore was a disaster. The LG G6 is not gimmicky enough, so is therefore boring. Wow, ok. Did you even use this phone for an entire day? The article about Uranus smelling like ass-gas was more in depth than this garbage.

Watching Gizmodo attempt to write about anything that isn’t Apple is just hilarious. Yes, a 21:9 ratio really does sound bizarre. Which is probably why LG never made such a phone with that kind of screen.

I hate the NCAA as much as anyone, and I believe that 95% of the sanctions or punishments they hand down to any college athletics program is usually nothing more than a load of brand-protecting, face-saving bullshit. That being said, if the NCAA came out tomorrow and said that they were banishing Penn State from ever…

This is the same storm that just hit the Midwest, but only the East Coast bothers to pull bullshit phrases out of their asses like “weatherbomb.” Settle down, it’s snow.

I’m tired, and you people are completely hopeless. So, I’ll make this as brief as possible: go fuck yourself.

I had a period where I was getting absolutely hammered by VOIP numbers that appeared to be local. They were all the same area code, and all very similar numbers. Never left any kind of voicemail. I filed a complaint with the FTC, sending them a list of every number that had called me from that area code. It seems as…

Fucking hell, this is worse than that LG G2 review gizmodo published a few years back. That phone turned out to be probably my favorite phone of all time (between that and the 6p), and I know I am not alone amongst Android fans in feeling that way. The G2 was a fucking legend. So, basically what I am saying is, if…