Fucking Kotsay. Godammit. Honestly, the way their pitching staff magically turned into human pitching machines during that playoff run, it was pretty amazing they even made it that far. Seriously, Randy Fucking Wolf got us our lone road win of the entire playoffs. Not Greinke, not Gallardo or Marcum...Randy Fucking…

I got in an argument with a cop on Facebook, after he had made a post essentially saying he believes people who don’t stand for the anthem should be arrested. I attempted to remind him that no, the Constitution, the supreme law of the land, would not allow for that. He responded by blabbering about “actions being…

It sure is nice to see Gizmodo back in Apple’s good graces. Between their gleeful reporting of some yahoo’s anecdotal Facebook story about a Note 7 starting his Jeep on fire, and now this steaming pile of apologist horseshit, I’d say they’re now doing everything they can to keep themselves there.

So, I either read a press release directly from Apple, or I read tech journalists writing what Apple told them to write. Sounds like a win-win to me!

The cops have helicopters, street cameras, and the ability to plaster this vehicle’s description all over social media - and yet still, they choose to engage in a high speed chase that endangers the lives of innocent civilians. In short, there is absolutely nothing that the police can’t somehow fuck up.

I have a member of my family who is a cop, and his Facebook posts are utterly terrifying. These people are the most thin-skinned, overly paranoid fucks I have ever seen. They literally think they’re at war. And when you keep that fact in mind, it becomes no mystery at all why cops keep shitting their pants and pumping…

I remember how pissed off the Cardinals would get at the Brewers when they would untuck their jerseys following a win...I can’t even imagine what they’ll say about this.

You’ve got to love it when people completely removed from a certain situation try to tell people actually involved how they should behave. “Calm the hell down.” Are you fucking kidding me? There are countless millions who will be affected horribly by this virus, and you’re saying people should “calm down?” Who the…

Brewers fans are looking at this list and getting confused. A hot dog? Fucking chicken tenders? Are we at a ballgame? Or are we trying to feed a fussy toddler? You’re at a baseball game, you eat at least three sauerkraut smothered brats in the parking lot, and then spend $20 inside the ballpark eating another for good…

Casey’s writing is like a massive dose of harmful radiation to the English language.

Remember when Sploid became somewhat interesting the couple of weeks Casey was absent? And now here we are again. It’s good to see him back in the swing of things, not that his job takes that much effort (or talent).

I took my dog canine for a walk stroll before driving my car automobile to the museum gallery to see the art paintings. Ugh, is anyone at any of the Gawker affiliated websites reading this horseshit?