Tubal "ligations," not "litigations."

"Most published person on the planet."

Is this your alter ego, Erin Gloria Ryan?!

"We do wonder though why Miami has chosen to bring Will to campus in the heat of his controversial remarks about sexual assault on college campuses."

He's not wearing a hat, but this is still appropriate:

Is the Gawker Publishing Group going to start a spinoff wholly devoted to Florida news? Because that would be great.

To an untrained eye, the benevolent milk snake and the deadly coral snake are indistinguishable. But, to a skilled herpetologist, they are as different as night and day.