I never understood the appeal. They have questionable build quality, rely heavily on old technology, and handling generally ranges from sloppy to scary. Yet they have a huge cult like following, backed by a massive industry that sells truckloads of expensive (but mostly cosmetic) accessories.

Look at that fucking pool!

I think it’s because there is a further remove between watching a film and listening to a song. The actors in the film are clearly not real - they are playing characters, and in their next film they will play different characters, and you can read interviews where they talk about what it’s like to play those…

This.

Even though your conclusion leads me to believe you didn’t like it, you could have showed that by not writing about it.

I always thought her signature move was simply trying too hard.

I have a friend who grew up in Atlanta, went to school in Philadelphia, and law school in Miami. He roots for Georgia,Penn, Miami, the Hawks, the Falcons, the Sixers, and the Eagles. He is a monster and needs to be put down, and I let him know that on every one of his Facebook posts.

But only because it stole it from the 1960s

Most timeless? I mean, duh!

...whether the amendment to the Constitution that explicitly states (go read it) that people who are in militias can own guns also means that people who are not in militias can own guns, and if so, whether and which citizens should own guns. Most of these opinions will be the incorrect opinion.

Well, he’s running out of ideas, Tom. Martin really thought that constantly getting injured and playing poorly when healthy would make people forget the nickname.

I try to comment in every Gawker article about the Ashley Madison hack. I think it’s incredibly sad and incredibly poor journalism to discuss the hack in the fashion Gawker writers are taking. The data was obtained illegally and contains in it nothing of public interest in the sense that it is uncovering illegal or…

How much fapping to the Fappening did you get done after that leak?

It’s the Gawkerati Morals Police, Tuesday's at 9 on TNT, 8 central.

The first three gears were about the same thing. The first two weren’t about cars. And I haven’t seen actual content in 6th gear in months. I’m going to stop reading these if the quality doesn’t improve. Mike, might I suggest not doing the morning shift every morning in an attempt to accumulate better content? I would…

I nominate this for lamest Deadspin story of 2015.

I think that a pass rusher is supposed to (politely) ask the quarterback to please fall down, then (gently) touch him on the (non-throwing) shoulder to establish “down by contact” as long as neither player is attempting to make a “football move” in which case it is a fumble, pending mandatory video review.