Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

See Loss Leader

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This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

I need a cleanup after the 2nd, 3rd and 5th goals.

I put the blame for this loss squarely on Drake.

Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

So in the Nationwide commerical when he sang “losing feeling in my toes” it was false advertising?

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

“Neither can I.”

According to Marca, Vidal had a BAC of 1.2.

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

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