WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE???

"You call that a goalkeeper throwing hands?"

Bognor Regis was recently relegated by Bognor Michael Strahan.

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

Whichever poor soul gets promoted to Hultz/May babysitting duty better get a huge raise.

Lynch may not be an adult, but he's definitely a grown-ass man. Just ask anybody who's ever tried to tackle him.

This goalkeeper's free kick positioning is more interesting:

JIMMY HASLAM: Look, Rex, if you don't start this game for us, I'll be absolutely wrecked.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Reporter: Delmon, you had a rocky patch for a while and people thought you were all washed up. Now of a sudden you got the pop back in your bat! What's your secret?

Just as useless? Braves playoff tickets from 1996-2012.

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?