Coolest fucking controller ever. I have perfect mobility and no trouble gaming with all ranges of conventional controllers, but this is the best thing ever.

Counterpoint: Melee is fun. Let me enjoy Melee?

how badly did negotiations break down that you couldn’t get the rights to glover

Oooh, so cool and edgy

A friend from Phoenix makes open faced quesadillas in the oven and calls them cheese crisps. They asked for them at a Mexican restaurant and the owners had no idea.

I think one of the foundational rules of American society is that if you have a criticism of Fred Rogers, you are automatically found to be holding the wrong position.

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

“Build your own damn peripherals.” - Nintendo

I understand the point of this article, and I agree in a lot of ways. Tier lists can be subjective and are often disputed heavily. However, and I can’t speak to other genres like mobas or fps, fighting game tier lists are based on hypothetical match-ups.

What about GOG and their launcher platform?

“Also still in existence: Ubisoft’s Uplay.”

No mention of GOG or Humble? For shame.

In what reality are we living where Itch.io gets an entire section in this article yet GOG isn’t mentioned a single time?

If you optimise that comment you can save four A-presses.

But first let’s talk about parallel universes

Important protip for the Instant Pot: For beef and pork, you need to go with a well marbled cut. Leaner cuts tend to end up pretty dry.

Defend Your Castle was a beautiful time-waster. Being able to pick up and toss aside little units and power up one’s defenses over time was entertaining. The art was ... artfully bad.

That is some ELITE consistency.

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...