This.

Where's the tattoo?

I hope people on gawker media in general and Jezebel in particular understand this hire’s message is not directed at women on this website.

“No. No, that’s EXACTLY what they do! They throw their support behind their preferred candidate. It’s WHAT THEY DO.”

Ever hear of Tom Delay?

Millennial progressives are so cute.

The paperwork was filed within 2 weeks of his announcment.

Uhhh, I'm not sure whether I should kiss you or flog you.

Doing the gods work.

That's what I expected.

I’m not defensive. What makes you think Im defensive? I don’t understand why you would think I’m Defensive.

What leading candidate was that?

What makes you think I voted for sanders? I didn’t vote for sanders. What makes you think that?

OH bullshit. After publicly declaring, within two weeks he had filed all the necessary paperwork with the FEC and DNC making him a legal and official candidate for president in the democrat ticket.

A black man who had a total of two years in the senate and before that was a “community organizer”.

Yes, I remember the democrats complaining when he caucused with them for 30 years.

They'll find out in discovery. But the seriousness of the changes demands they be investigated.

And yet he still won't bow out...

The problem for Bernie was he’s not black, he’s just an old white Jew.

They’ll find out in discovery.