When I was 19 I got two STDs in one week. Where is my parade?

oi top kinja m8 you baggy ol aussie drongo

Hey, that’s great. When are they taking it out to the real testing grounds?

No, he’s pointing out that non-rich people also take the deduction, so completely eliminating it might not be wise. Yes, the vast majority of the benefits accrue to the rich, but that could be mitigated by capping the benefit far below $1M, or limiting it to one residence.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Dragon Lily was my jam

Porn matches generally end with the winner facefucking the loser with a strap on.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

Should be a bargin at $50,000 before “options”

Can we agree that the four regular door Minis look terrible?

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Cosby supporters.

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was…

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

Does whiskey dick = too drunk to consent?

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

Given Storm’s history, give it a few hours and she’ll announce the death of her beloved colleague Todd Archer.

Funny how the hot take writers/commenters always going on about how PEDs are fine and we should just dope the shit out of everyone don’t seem to be showing up in this particular Kinja.