So natural talent is now too PC? You give ten 5 year-olds a soccer ball for the first time and 7 will be terrible, 2 will be good and 1 will excel. Of course hard work and practice will go a very long way to neutralize and flatten the results, but to pretend some people aren’t naturally athletic (with a lot of that…

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

Not a threat at all. Simply called out the lack of knowledge and respect from an obviously frustrated elected official.

Eh, that looked more like a frustrated “Look, do you want our linemen there working on the power grid, or not?” response, not a threat.

Calvin is a Natural, just like Hobbs.

I purposely did not include the dismantling of structural racism across all institutions of america. Those will remain. On that we agree.

Jezebel isn’t a feminist blog. They aren’t here to make the world better for women they’re here to make money.

There is actually some interesting stuff at Ikea and it is usually at a fair price. Plus, they have food. (Watch out for the meatballs, though.) Just don’t go there more than once a year or two and it won’t seem so bad.

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…

Hamno will probably get a Khmer Rouge style revolution where everyone who can read gets murdered.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

Kansas is going to go 14-2, loose in the divisional round by 2 points after butchering the clock, and all will be right in the world.

It’s true, a marginally better QB makes all the difference when you have no receivers anybody’s ever heard of and a defense approaching 100% turnover due to retirements and suspensions.

As a Chiefs fan, sure, this was amazing. We’ve seen this Alex before in extremely brief flashes. He carved up Oakland for 5 TDs in 2013. A few weeks later he played like this for 2.5 quarters, throwing 4 TDs before they collapsed against the Colts. This is now only the third time he has thrown for 4 or more TDs,…

A month later...

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

“but that remains far below the 1,000 miles a typical heavy-duty truck can handle on one tank of gas.”

Still the best one

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”