Are we sure this isn’t just a cover-up to distract from all the super mutated mice that just escaped from their lab?

The 70s TV series isn’t some random historical curiosity either - it was the direct inspiration for XCOM.

The 1970s got there first:

Buck Bokai is one of the weird things about Star Trek’s treatment of baseball - on the one hand, they admit it’s a tedious sport that won’t last out the 21st century, yet on the other hand they also think it will somehow magically become popular enough in England that a professional team will be based there.

Trump Face is like the real world version of the Innsmouth Look. Will all the mini-Trumps one day mutate into bloated, orange, small-handed monstrosities and be forced to leave the human world behind?

To begin with, I thought having a more serialized, character-focused Star Trek was a good thing, but now it’s caused me to pretty much abandon Discovery - once too many bad elements seep into a serialized show it becomes unwatchable, because those elements never go away. Whenever Star Trek did something dumb before,…

But how many memes has it generated?

An education might answer these questions for you.

Dumb list. The first Zelda game I played was Link’s Awakening, followed by LttP, but come on. The worst 3D Zelda is better than the best 2D Zelda. People need to stop idolising technically outdated games. On which note I will also add, every single NES game is a piece of shit, even Mario Bros 3.

My favourite Grandpa story is about his driving. My Grandpa was an absolutely appalling driver, and my Dad and my uncle used to rib him constantly about his driving. So to get back at them, he took an advanced driving course, passed it with top marks, put the certificate up in his living room, then went back to…

My Grandpa used to insist that it was impossible to tell when a drink had been spiked with vodka. I called bullshit when I was 15, so he made me do a blind taste test. He brought out two glasses of coke from the kitchen - one was regular coke, the other was pretty obviously pure rocket fuel. He was surprised I could…

In the 80s, games were shit.

I’ve blown myself off a cliff while mining MANY times. Also, once I was killed by a keese.

Ah, wizard chess, a game invented by and for people who don’t play chess. If Ron was a real chess player, he’d use a plain, non-distracting staunton set. Pieces that fight each other and shit is a gimmick for casuals (see: Battle Chess and other such nonsense).

I generally play Paladins, because for some reason when I sit down to roleplay I turn into a goodie-two-shoes (basically, the opposite of everyone else). I’ve had some bad DMs in the past who seem to think that their job is to make a paladin fall, usually by contrived and retarded means that don’t even make sense -…

I don’t care about losing fancy weapons. The reason it is such a shitty mechanic is that you have to go into your inventory every five fucking minutes and select a new weapon. And you have to keep on picking up weapons long after the point where new weapons have ceased to be exciting or interesting. Frankly, I…

I’ve never had déjà vu in my life. Is it common? 

Goodkind appears to be under the delusion that he’s ever written a book that wasn’t utter shit.

Because the only good thing in DC is Batman. Superman is literally the worst fictional character ever created.

Everything that was good about GoT came from George R. R. Martin. Benioff and Weiss are floundering without the crutch of his writing to lean on.